Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome.
Ct scan - Searching for kitty.
Cauterise - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - punctuation mark.
D & C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema- Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - small lie.
Genital - Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series - Military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - doctor’s cane.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Darn near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose - Near by / close by.